AND CAAAAAAN YOU FEEEE-

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sillyscrunchy:

writingcyan:

fuckyeahtf2:

Team Fortress 2 - Meet Them All + Outtakes and Trailers (Compilation)

TF2 started with nine mercenaries, each with his own distinct personality. Because they live inside a frantic multiplayer shooter, though, the only facets of those personalities people got to see were the screaming, shooting, and being-on-fire parts. Enter the Meet the Team shorts, showcasing the mercs in their off-hours—arguing with their parents, barking orders at their head collections, or just strumming a guitar by the campfire.

We’ve put all the shorts together in chronologic order. This compilation also includes outtakes, trailers and an awesome fan video!

MEET THE TEAM
00:05 Meet the Heavy (May 14, 2007)
01:25 Meet the Soldier (August 22, 2007)
02:48 Meet the Engineer (September 11, 2007)
04:07 Meet the Demoman (October 9, 2007)
05:45 Meet the Scout (April 19, 2008)
07:10 Meet the Sniper (June 7, 2008)
08:40 Meet the Sandvich (August 19, 2008)
09:38 Meet the Spy (May 19, 2009)
12:51 Meet the Medic (June 23, 2011)
16:56 Meet the Pyro (June 27, 2012)

OUTTAKES
19:10 Meet the Medic Outtake 1 (July 11, 2011)
19:23 Meet the Medic Outtake 2 (July 11, 2011)
19:49 Meet the Medic Outtake 3 (July 11, 2011)
20:35 Meet the Medic Outtake 4 (July 11, 2011)

TRAILERS
20:49 Trailer 1 (July 19, 2006)
21:55 Trailer 2 (August 21, 2006)
25:19 Engineer Update Teaser (May 5, 2010)
25:42 Mac Update Trailer (June 10, 2010)
26:24 TF2 is Free to Play (June 23, 2011)
27:14 Mann vs. Machine (August 13, 2012)
30:04 Second Annual Saxxy Awards Teaser (November 28, 2012)

FAN VIDEO
30:38 Dance Fortress 2 (September 28, 2010)

Name: Team Fortress 2
Release date: October 10, 2007
Platform(s): PC, Mac OS X, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360
Publisher(s): Valve
Developer(s): Valve

copy pasta from gamerspawn yt channel…

Our origins. *Nostalgia.*

Obviously I need this on my blog.

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sillyscrunchy:

lesreichenbachfinn:

feardubh:

When people turn to fictional characters, it’s often because they want an escape. The stories of these people shelter us from the storm of our daily lives; they save us, if only for a little while. But when we really give in, become invested, let ourselves be vulnerable, something changes. We begin to feel that we know them. It’s no longer just an escape, but part of us, something that makes us who we are.

These characters teach us that incredible adversity can be overcome. That people can love each other forever. That life can be an adventure. That magic can be real. And even if these miracles have never happened to us, we begin to go through life believing that, someday, they could.

“And I promise you that you’re important. Don’t look at me like that- in all my 900 years I’ve never met someone who wasn’t important.”

“Cheer up mate, it gets better. Look at me, I was once a little kid living under the stairs. You’ll do fine.”

“Hey. I know it seems like life sucks, that you’ve got the devil on your tail. Hell, sometimes you do. But you’re strong enough to beat him. You’ve got friends at your back and family too, and that’s what really counts in the end.”

“Don’t be silly, they’re wrong about you; of course you matter. You’ve always mattered.”

WOW CONGRATS YOU JUST MADE ME CRY OVER MY OWN POST

IT GOT BETTER!?

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thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:


Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it


ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

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momgenes:

A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.

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